Steyn-tastic!!

I may have missed most of the test due to weekend and other customary activities but, I have no reasons now. Steyn blew the Indian batting order apart super-man style!! Sad he tried to fly as well(see pic) but could not. Biff consoled him tho' all's well.. Steyn took 7 wickets and wrecked India in the 1st test at Nagpur. India all out for 233 still 325 runs behind Saffers' 558 1st inn score.

Viru though seemed to be playing on a different track and he got his 18th test ton in the process. Viru played particularly well despite wickets tumbling around him. Innings wasn't bang bang boom booom à la Seh-whack but, he looked to score with ease and a big score was for the taking. I was genuinely surprised to see Smith dint use more of Wayne Parnell against Viru. Viru seemed settled after a while against Morkel Sr. and Steyn. And knowing his history against left-arm pacers I wud have bowled Parnell a lot more than what Biff did. Be it Bracken, Mitch Johnson, Tanvir, Perera, Mirando, Aamer... all have seemed to disturb Viru time and again. And surprisingly not Parnell only got Viru out herem actually Viru threw it away and Doominy caught it. So, I hope this dismissal sends Biff a clear cut message.



Apart from him debutant Badri made a half-century in India's cause. He can be better described by the pics below.

W.W.W.S. - No more Streakers

While we were “Sloshed” previously, the world went completely bezerk!! Man eating balls, man tackle man, and some fat men decide to train in the heat.

You wouldn’t believe me if I said 24 hrs ago that cricket balls were the latest in the diet books. But, that Shahid BoOm bOom Afridi did that in front of WACA crowd everyone wants to follow. Well, Pak’s hopes of winning something before returning home(alive) now face a huge threat as the only thing they are good(champs) at has to be played without their star performer and captain yes, Shahid BoOm bOom Afridi for eating the forbidden fruit oops.. ball. They might have lost the tests 3-nil and the ODIs 5-nil. But they sure have the balls wen it comes to T20. So, we can mildly look forward to some action there..



Meanwhile, Aussie crowd were back to their behavior. After having beaten all the Indians (4 to be exact!) out of Perth they now target the Pakis. Yes, that’s true. It was clearly evident in the 5th ODI at Perth. A young man charged into the field during play and man-handled Khalid Latif and the so called security had quite a treat for the WACA crowd. The tackle was gruesome! Almost killing the young man but, the invader was cleared of all charges bcos he was wearing clothes. C.A. call that an improvement in the crowd’s behavior and left the man with a cash bonus and a AFL contract likely soon.



Saffers have landed in India and news has been confirmed as we witnessed the following incidents:

Fatmen running/training


Green goblins doing crazy stunts ala this


Bouch the Docuhe

And most importantly chicks in India!!




Stay tuned for more, while we go get “Sloshed”.
Cheers.

B.B.O.T.D. - SOMETHING BIFFY ABOUT IT!

It’s late already but, I have to post this before the day ends. Else, these ppl won’t get this chance for the next 365 days. No kiddin! I remember ignoring Saqlain Mushtaq and I still feel bad for having done such a merciless thing. So, Biff, Jadu, Malik, Rose, Fulton we shall honor you with the prestigious Bday Bum of the day. And all u had to do to earn this was play the damn game. Sheesh, was that hard enough?

So, u don’t scream like a mad bull


Or blame my family over this ..


Or act crazzzzzzeeee …


Or Gimme cheap(GAY) looks…



So, grab ur partner/partners and hit the dance floor.. and P.A.R.T.Y.


U have earned it!!! U are officially the Bday Bums of the day. Happy Birthday! :)