B.B.O.T.D. - Similar starts

Today, happens to be the birthday of two cricketers from the sub-continent who have quite a few things in common. Shout out for Upul Tharanga from the "Emrald Island" – Sri Lanka and Aminul Islam from Bangladesh. Yes, Aminul Islam did exist! He is for real people.. not just another fictional cricketer in the back of your minds. So, apart from being from the sub-continent and sharing their birthday today they both made their test debuts against *drum roll please* INDIA! Yes, and both the games resulted in loss for the boys, ahem… another similarity that. Aminul Islam obviously disappeared from the cricket scene long back, Tharanga however seems to have re-invented his game and made some impact during the Sri Lankan tour of India. It seems he will play the shorter form of cricket, in tests however his place is still uncertain. Its just a matter of time as we believe the lad has the talent to play tests as well. So, ahoy! Enjoy your day gentlemen, you are the bday bums of the day!!! Happy Birthday.

W.W.W.S. - No more Streakers

While we were “Sloshed” previously, the world went completely bezerk!! Man eating balls, man tackle man, and some fat men decide to train in the heat.

You wouldn’t believe me if I said 24 hrs ago that cricket balls were the latest in the diet books. But, that Shahid BoOm bOom Afridi did that in front of WACA crowd everyone wants to follow. Well, Pak’s hopes of winning something before returning home(alive) now face a huge threat as the only thing they are good(champs) at has to be played without their star performer and captain yes, Shahid BoOm bOom Afridi for eating the forbidden fruit oops.. ball. They might have lost the tests 3-nil and the ODIs 5-nil. But they sure have the balls wen it comes to T20. So, we can mildly look forward to some action there..



Meanwhile, Aussie crowd were back to their behavior. After having beaten all the Indians (4 to be exact!) out of Perth they now target the Pakis. Yes, that’s true. It was clearly evident in the 5th ODI at Perth. A young man charged into the field during play and man-handled Khalid Latif and the so called security had quite a treat for the WACA crowd. The tackle was gruesome! Almost killing the young man but, the invader was cleared of all charges bcos he was wearing clothes. C.A. call that an improvement in the crowd’s behavior and left the man with a cash bonus and a AFL contract likely soon.



Saffers have landed in India and news has been confirmed as we witnessed the following incidents:

Fatmen running/training


Green goblins doing crazy stunts ala this


Bouch the Docuhe

And most importantly chicks in India!!




Stay tuned for more, while we go get “Sloshed”.
Cheers.

B.B.O.T.D. - SOMETHING BIFFY ABOUT IT!

It’s late already but, I have to post this before the day ends. Else, these ppl won’t get this chance for the next 365 days. No kiddin! I remember ignoring Saqlain Mushtaq and I still feel bad for having done such a merciless thing. So, Biff, Jadu, Malik, Rose, Fulton we shall honor you with the prestigious Bday Bum of the day. And all u had to do to earn this was play the damn game. Sheesh, was that hard enough?

So, u don’t scream like a mad bull


Or blame my family over this ..


Or act crazzzzzzeeee …


Or Gimme cheap(GAY) looks…



So, grab ur partner/partners and hit the dance floor.. and P.A.R.T.Y.


U have earned it!!! U are officially the Bday Bums of the day. Happy Birthday! :)